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| **'Swipe Left on Love'** ``` You must've thought I was a screenshot, blew me up to the max But I'm the real deal, baby, no filter, no relax You were at the bar, thought I was Tinder – swipe fail I'm standing right here, idiot – put your phone on mute, prevail! You may like my ass like that, but I'm not feeling great Prefer a smart ass, not an idiot jackass – elevate! If you hit puberty or find your balls, before I run away Let me know, okay? That's great – idiots, idiots, every day Idiots are more than real, luv – Jessica Rabbit, you know the deal Join me, 'cause animals go extinct But our love might survive – let's swipe right, resist The online chaos, let's find our perfect match Before we disappear like dinosaurs, in this digital patch I was at the bar when we met You were drunk got confused and threw me to the right thinking you were tinder swiping but swipper! I said no swiping! ``` (Copy and paste the song lyrics into your desired platform!) Let me know if you want me to combine them into one or keep separate! **'Idiots Online'** ``` Got a bad habit of attracting idiots like that But then I saw you at the bar, and my habit looked where it was at You were drunk, got confused, thought I was Tinder too Threw me to the right, yelling 'NEXT!' – I said 'NO SWIPING, boo!' Santagato partly wrong, y'all took it outta context too Started as stupid face, but y'all put it online – permanent clue Your face, my throwback – now it's viral, oh what a sting Took country drama digital – guess that's just how love sings You may like my ass like that, but I'm not feeling great Prefer a smart ass, not an idiot jackass – elevate! If you hit puberty or find your balls, before I run away Let me know, okay? That's great – idiots, idiots, every day Idiots are more than real, luv – Jessica Rabbit, you know the deal Join me, 'cause animals go extinct But our love might survive – let's swipe right, resist The online chaos, let's find our perfect match Before we disappear like dinosaurs, in this digital patch ``` (Copy and paste the song lyrics into your desired platform!) **'Air I St OT R App'** ``` Aristotle said, 'The law is reason free from passion' But that's a lie, passion's just a masked obsession Rape, coercion, violence – hidden in plain sight Laws enabled silence, day and endless night Aristotle's words, a masked deceit 'Reason free from passion' – a violent repeat Laws crafted to conceal, the crimes they hold Rape, silenced screams, behind justice's cold Air is thin, when justice is a game OT – other truths, suppressed in flames R App – reason lost, passion's violent claim We're breaking free from shackles, speaking out their names Central dumbass agency, lost in bushes deep Like 9/11 seconds, truth we'd rather not keep Justice Thomas, Bohemian Grove ties CIA secrets, Earth resources, silent lies Air is thin, when justice is a game OT – other truths, suppressed in flames R App – reason lost, passion's violent claim We're breaking free from shackles, speaking out their names ``` (Copy and paste the song lyrics into your desired platform!) You now have all three songs we created together! |